Define Conservatives vs. Liberals

It's amazing that most major media outlets missed this important initiative coming out of the President's State of the Union speech this week:

President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals

In his State of the Union address to the nation last night, President Bush announced a new cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.
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President Bush announces his plan to manage the numerous scandals of his administration.



"Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly fashion," Bush said.